The Funniest Police Reports We’ve Ever Seen (Part 2)

Every once in awhile, the police blotter section of your local newspaper can be comedy gold. Just look at some of these hilarious police reports.

Oh, WalMart

Dog mind control… (?)

Now this one is just sad

Marco!

Well that solves that

What can we even say?

The curious case of the vanishing hotdogs

If you missed Part 1, read it here.