Funny Police Reports: The Funniest Police Reports We’ve Ever Seen (Part 2)

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Every once in awhile, the police blotter section of your local newspaper can be comedy gold. Just look at some of these hilarious police reports.

Oh, WalMart

Funny Police Blotter Walmart


Dog mind control… (?)

Funny Police Blotter Mind Control


Now this one is just sad

Funny Police Blotter Mail Thief


Marco!

Funny Police Blotter Wrong Name

Well that solves that

Funny Police Blotter Squirrel


What can we even say?

Funny Police Blotter Kill Legally


The curious case of the vanishing hotdogs

Funny Police Blotter Vanishing Hotdogs

If you missed Part 1, read it here.